*giggles like a thirteen-year-old*

[inmyriadbits]

Pick up the book nearest to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence there describes your sex life in 2012:

"I had to blow up half the mountain, but, boy, it did the trick!"

(Hee. Sorry, I couldn't resist! Quote courtesy of The Adventures of Tintin: Tintin in America, hilariously enough.)