Papa's Got A Brand New Vag

[inmyriadbits]

So, they're building a new student center at my college, and according to orangeaddict (who I miss terribly, and with whom I was chatting this afternoon), an alumnus named Vagelos donated a lot money, so it will be called the Vagelos Center.

Which, of course, has immediately degenerated into "The Vag." At a women's college. Fuuuuull of lesbians.

Can't you just see it now? "I'm going down to the Vag for a bite. Wanna come?" and "God, the Vag, it's such a hole, it's always dirty," and "Fuck the Vag, it's never open when I want it to be," and "Good times in the Vag last night!"

AHAHAHAHA I crack myself up. No, really, Katie as my witness, I'm giggling and typing. *is totally not planning to use these lines at some point next year, nosirree Bob*

Comments

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Our school gym was the Alumni Sports and Fitness Center.

Of course it's called the assfuck. OF COURSE.

The Vag is likewise full of win. AWESOME.

[spatz.livejournal.com]

Dirty puns! *tickles you*

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

HAHA that's genius! *giggles*

THE VAG. I will forever use the phrase "I'm going down to the Vag" instead of just plain "going to," because, well. Why be normal when you can be full of sexual innuendo instead! :D

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

PUNS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

[spatz.livejournal.com]

LED BY ATTILA THE PUN

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

HE'LL PUNCH YOU

[spatz.livejournal.com]

WILL I GET A PUNCTURE WOUND?

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD BE A FITTING PUNISHMENT

[floridapeaches.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahhahah.

Lols forever, bb. FOREVER.

[spatz.livejournal.com]

WILL THEY BUILD ME A PUNUMENT?

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

THAT COULD HAPPUN. PUNUMENTS ARE PUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

*g* THE VAG.

[spatz.livejournal.com]

BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE PUNCTUAL. TOUR GUIDES LIKE TO PUNTIFICATE.

[poisonivory.livejournal.com]

You are KIDDING. You are KIDDING ME WITH YOUR WORDS.

...That is AMAZING.

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

Unless I have been VILELY misinformed (which would be out of character for Emily, don't you agree?), I kid you NOT.

It is! THE VAG! :D

[poisonivory.livejournal.com]

That is true! I have never known Emily to lie about genitals!

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha I LOVE YOU