Papa's Got A Brand New Vag

[inmyriadbits]

So, they're building a new student center at my college, and according to orangeaddict (who I miss terribly, and with whom I was chatting this afternoon), an alumnus named Vagelos donated a lot money, so it will be called the Vagelos Center.

Which, of course, has immediately degenerated into "The Vag." At a women's college. Fuuuuull of lesbians.

Can't you just see it now? "I'm going down to the Vag for a bite. Wanna come?" and "God, the Vag, it's such a hole, it's always dirty," and "Fuck the Vag, it's never open when I want it to be," and "Good times in the Vag last night!"

AHAHAHAHA I crack myself up. No, really, Katie as my witness, I'm giggling and typing. *is totally not planning to use these lines at some point next year, nosirree Bob*

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[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

HAHA that's genius! *giggles*

THE VAG. I will forever use the phrase "I'm going down to the Vag" instead of just plain "going to," because, well. Why be normal when you can be full of sexual innuendo instead! :D