Papa's Got A Brand New Vag

[inmyriadbits]

So, they're building a new student center at my college, and according to orangeaddict (who I miss terribly, and with whom I was chatting this afternoon), an alumnus named Vagelos donated a lot money, so it will be called the Vagelos Center.

Which, of course, has immediately degenerated into "The Vag." At a women's college. Fuuuuull of lesbians.

Can't you just see it now? "I'm going down to the Vag for a bite. Wanna come?" and "God, the Vag, it's such a hole, it's always dirty," and "Fuck the Vag, it's never open when I want it to be," and "Good times in the Vag last night!"

AHAHAHAHA I crack myself up. No, really, Katie as my witness, I'm giggling and typing. *is totally not planning to use these lines at some point next year, nosirree Bob*

Comments

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

THAT COULD HAPPUN. PUNUMENTS ARE PUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

[spatz.livejournal.com]

BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE PUNCTUAL. TOUR GUIDES LIKE TO PUNTIFICATE.