and I bet it gets him laid, too

I've been dealing with some health stuff recently (involving my uterus and our long, tempestuous relationship, which mostly involves it ordering hits on me every so often), so I've been in and out of the student health services center.

Which really isn't relevant. The whole point of telling you this is to inform you all that I have seen the world's most unfortunate article of clothing -- and lo, it was glorious.

Can you guess what it was? I bet you can't.

Because no one expects their doctor to be wearing a tie with a timberwolf graphic.

That's right, people. It had the noble head, the carefully delineated fur, the full moon and pine trees in the background. I can tell you, it gave me a lot of faith in the guy. I mean, that's like a wolf shirt for the business professional.

Rock on, doctor. Rock on.