Presidents Gone Wild

I've been meaning to pimp this for the past two days, because it is sheer genius from one of my favorite crazy people, and quite possibly wins the "Best Poll Ever Created" award. Therefore, you should all vote, and then those of you with more substantial flists than mine should pimp it as well, because it would be hilarious. No pressure, Jaida. I feel we need a solid statistical showing on this particular topic, though. It's important to me. *looks earnest*

Which Denomination Would You Sleep With?

So this morning I was waiting in line to pay for my deli breakfast of delicious egg sandwich and iced coffee, gazing peacefully down at a $20 bill, when it struck me that the man whose face was printed on my money was actually kind of hot.

Seriously, go check it out. I guarantee you'll laugh--whether it's at the concept in general, the actual phrasing of the poll question, or the Dating Game-esque profiles she created for the contestants, is anyone's guess.

And don't forget to pimp. That's important.