Cliff, Shag, Marry meme

1) Comment to this and I will give you three people. (Pretty much any fandom is fair game; please state whether you want boys, girls, or both, or I will assume both.)
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the three people I give you.
4) Label which you would shag, marry, and throw off a cliff.

thespatz gave me Spencer Reid, Zuko, John Sheppard (like, months ago, but lalala...). She calls this "Dorkface Edition," which I consider fairly accurate. :)

( pictures and rationale )

Things What Have Amused/Charmed Me Recently

- Time Out NY video -- William H. Macy at a wine tasting bar: This is pretty straight-up near-advertisement, but when William H. Macy is cracking jokes, who the hell cares? I love that guy. Someone write me more Sam Donovan/Dana SN fic, would ya?

- There is apparently a Floating Pool here in New York during the summers! How did I not know this? I bet it's not open on Fourth of July, but it would be awesome if it were, don't you think? More info on the history of the Floating Pool here; apparently there used to be several floating public bath houses in that area around the turn of the century. Isn't that cool?

- You Actually Said That Online: An Homage to the Mighty Intellectualism of the Comment Thread. I discovered this blog through Thrillist (their review is hilarious), and it's totally fun. I love how out-of-context things are; it's like an abstracted, haiku version of fandom_wank crossed with the Darwin Awards. Beautiful.

- Independent Spirits Expo. AKA lots and lots of free, bizarre liquor. I am so there next week. :D

- shopgoodwill.com: It's like eBay or Craigslist, only for charity. I'm down with that.

(P.S. Side note to junebug_waltz: can you help me at some point? I want to buy an inexpensive old SLR to take pictures with, and they have a bunch there for cheap, but I don't know which ones are actually deals or not. *makes big eyes at the photography major* Help me, Obi-wan Eryn, you're my only hope!)