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inmyriadbitsSo, I managed to jam a grand total of five of my fingers during my soccer game this morning. That is 50% of my fingers, for those of you who have trouble with math.
I am AWESOME.
(For those who don't know, jamming happens when say, you are playing goalie and a ball hits directly on the end of your finger/s, thus making the joints traumatically compressed and totally fucked up. It makes things like, say, holding plates and carrying trays at your waitressing job very painful. Good thing I work tonight! On the bright side, I saved many many shots from going in, so I guess that's the price of doing business...)
I am AWESOME.
(For those who don't know, jamming happens when say, you are playing goalie and a ball hits directly on the end of your finger/s, thus making the joints traumatically compressed and totally fucked up. It makes things like, say, holding plates and carrying trays at your waitressing job very painful. Good thing I work tonight! On the bright side, I saved many many shots from going in, so I guess that's the price of doing business...)