writing meme from...somewhere

Hi! I would really appreciate being distracted right now, please:

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

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Jeeves & Wooster rec

So, I've been reading P.G. Wodehouse, and I'm naturally also working my way through the old fanfic repositories on the internet.

AND I HAVE FOUND THE BEST THING EVER:

The author did it on a request for "cracky retelling of Casablanca with Jeeves and Bertie." It's just a short little piece (the last scene, so DON'T READ IT if you haven't seen the film), but OMG I was dying with laughter. Imagine recasting Rick with Bertie and Captain Renault with Jeeves, and then shifting the tone of the whole thing way into the Wodehouse region of things, and there you are. And by "there" I mean, laughing your ass off. :D

Play It Again, Jeeves by triedunture

“Oh, Bertie!” Ilsa cried, throwing her arms about the Wooster frame. “I can't leave you! Don't do this!” In the offing, a twin-engine was starting its propeller bit, a Nazi was bleeding all over the tarmac, and the mist was rolling in quite dramatically. I mean to say, it was all a bit thick, what?

God damn, but some days I love fandom. *beams*